Are you a man?

Are you a man afraid of injury?  Especially... down there?  Is a tight bundle of fear preventing you from getting that vasectomy and filling your mailbox with endless paternity suits?  We can help.  Here at the Hurts-A-Guy Institute, we can remove that fear.  

Cower no more - Hurts-A-Guy knows that so many males are afraid of that special masculine pain.  We begin our program with selected videos, first classic silent films then work you up to "Emergency Surgery Bloopers."  Soon, you too will be able watch "Man Being Hit with Football" for the stellar photography.  Step two is "The Sideline" where anything from the errant 5 year-old-headbutt to the banana peel gag-gone-wrong will help you really experience what so many merely stumbled into before.  Next, our is "Whoops I forgot my cup" where 'Taking one for the team' is the focus.  Everything from missed soccer tips to annoyed MLB pitchers is presented with an intensity that will surprise!  For the truly advanced, there's "Hazing Gone Wrong" and "Hand Me My Cricket Bat" - the Hurts-A-Guy Institute has something for every man.

Milicent Fillmore, founder and President of the Hurts-A-Guy Institute: "So many men I've run into simply crumple in the face of certain strikes.  It removes their self-esteem and makes them feel like less of a man.  I created the Hurts-A-Guy Institute to correct that - to make sure every man can take one in the pills and keep on truckin!  The intense Hurts-A-Guy Institute program will deliver - it will make a man out of you!"

So call us today at the Hurts-A-Guy Institute.  We give you the tools and training to be a real man - a man who can overcome man-sized man pain.  Our highly trained and bonded sadists will skillfully strike the right balance to bring out your inner masochist.  Call the Hurts-A-Guy Institute at 1-800-1-NOFEAR for a location near you!